It seemed like a great idea at the time...: Photo catch-up: Emma#1's burfday

Like all good parties... a good majority of it is spent gossiping in the toilets. Or in the case of emma's birthday, drunkenly defacing the University of Leicester's toilet posters (complete with the pulling of photo case thingys off the toilet doors in a red bull hype) and kicking each other.

Two weeks ago... and the photos still make me crease. What makes me laugh is that my photos can cover the time when gorgeous Emma #3 (demoted... naughty naughty) dissappeared from Brighton Beach for a while..

My version of the night starts with 'that-girl-wot-i'm-related-to' Emma#2 and Rosy. Met them after a crappy 6-12 shift...

Clearly i have arrived during some kind of bitching session. This is pretty much what Emma and Rosy do on a night out- drink/dance/bitch/laugh/deface things (Emma)

Emma #1 however, is busy having a great time. Rosy and i bought her a gorgeous pair of earrings and she gave me a big kiss to say thank you. I'm going to miss her when she goes to Leeds...

The Emmas in general are all very beautiful- right down to the tiniest details. Emma here, is proving that even the armpits of all Emma's are gorgeous. See? Not a hair in sight.

We tried to get on with a bit of group photo taking. Emma looks like a random girl that wanted to be in the photo. Genius.

N.b. My arm is not that big usually. I have it squashed against my side because my mobile was falling out of my hand. Just so you know. Rosy's dress is lovely. They do a similar one in Joy if you fancied dressing like her..

We saw Mike! One of the old supervisors @ the Turkey before Stevie started and Ryan left. He came from the Wyrell(?) and smoked loads of weed.

To do the 'Mike': you make a gurning type face, twiddle your imaginary beard hair and say in a scousey way "aaiii yallriiight. I'm gonna hav a bit o weeed nooww". Endless fun.

Note to self: never try and take a photo of Rosy and Emma by first saying "i want a really nice one for my wall. i don't have any of the three of us." It's a recipe for disaster.

Exhibit A. (p.s how the hell does Rosy make that face?)

So i gave up with trying to get nice photos and let the Red Bull flow... turning a nice photo sesh into a 'lets-see-how-many-crappy-photos-i-can-take-and-ill-post-them-everywhere' rampage.

See the mischievious look in my eyes..

The war is on...

Starting with Rosy. She's so fun to take pictures of because she can effortlessly come up with hilarious faces. This one scares me a little though. I don't think that face is physically possible...

They should have just behaved when i asked them too.

Emma#2 however, is just fucking annoying... even when i catch her unawares she comes out of it looking pretty good still. Bitch. Vote for her on http://www.69-247.com/ to win the face of Barry Stevens comp.

She could be the picture girl for Strongbow too....

Clearly, noone was watching Emma#1 who was drowning herself in Strongbow and Red Stripe...

This is Mr.Almond. He works at Gutho. He's allegedly rumoured to have done naughty things with students (i said 'allegedly'- you can't fucking touch me stupid lawyers.. i know the laws of defamation)

Look at him. Leather jacket, fag in mouth, floppy hair.. pure greaseball.

So we thought it would be hilarious to get Emma to go over and chat to him....

Although Mr.Almond was liking the fresh female attention too much and we began to get a little worried. He is greasy after all....

Emma#1 is oblivious to the plight of Emma#2 so that's okay

Emma returns unscathed... and looking very smug. Note my big(little) sister face...I'm slowly wishing i'd not driven.. gagging for a malibu and coke..

Me and my sis....aww..

How fucking tall is this guy?

We liked his mate.. he reminded us of Mario. Why the hell would you let a guy like this into Brighton Beach?? I should have asked to see his student card..

Mario liked my sister more... such is life.

I was going to sulk in the toilets... but then i saw thse guys.. how very random. Maybe it's the cool thing to do if you're bored @ Brighton Beach?

Yes, that poster has just come off the wall. Rosy, Emma and I decided to go for a chill in the toilets.. as it was all hot and sweaty and i really wanted to check my photos so far..

Who wins the shoe competition? Rosy! Plus she gets extra points for having matching toenails. Very classy.

Argh! This fucking guy pissed me off! He was trying to get into the ladies toilets and i politely told him where the men's were and he started giving me lip. I took his photo just in case i saw him on crimewatch for molesting women in toilets. I was gonna kick him a bit, but i was wearing a dress.