Being the type of girly girl that naturally has as many guy friends as girls, you learn a lot about the male psyche; the things they love about women, the things they hate and the type of things they look for when visually searching the local bars, restaurants and shopping centres for their new lady-love. For example, i've learnt that guys aren't that happy about you gossiping with your best mate about them (unless it's how great they are in bed), they hate too much make-up and have no time for an ever-growing handbag collection... no matter how you try and justify it.
But one thing that constantly annoys me is the way men want to have their cake and eat it when it comes to how girls look- and that just isn't physically possible.
Boob men, leg men, face men... flat stomachs, pretty backs, nice hair... all guys have at least one part that they are always attracted to most. In the case of my exes... it's boobs (which makes sense... i like to think that i have a great rack) which are a natural attribute of the curvy body. But while guys want gorgeous boobs, or a nice ass, most are not able to understand that curves come as a package; boobs, ass, tiny waist. Note: there is no such thing as a woman with a big boobs and a size 6 frame. It doesn't work that way- unless Miss Size 6 goes to the gym 24/7 (and when will you have time for all that fun relationship stuff?), or refuses to let anything but lettuce pass their lips. Besides, what's not to like about curves boys? We fill out dresses, bikinis and jeans with our classic sillouettes, and don't look like we'd break at the slightest touch.
Wise up boys.
(Get off your soapbox Rach.)
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